"If you own a building in D.C. and have no interest in making money (Clear Channel ain’t paying) off of what is most likely primo urban advertising space, please send an email to EITMonline@gmail.com."P.S. - The sign is 8 Feet x 30 Inches.
Would the powers that be at DC101 get this man a decent chair! And for Heaven's sake, can someone figure out WHAT THE HELL is going on with all of the technical problems the show has been having lately? Thank you!Okay, I'm done...
In a discussion about the acquittal of three NYPD detectives who shot and killed a black man with 50 bullets, Elliot mentioned the book, Blink: The Power of Thinking Without Thinking by Malcolm Gladwell. 
- "Kyle's been open since he left the station"Click here to see the pics and click here for the full audio.
- "I've seen better officials at Foot Locker"
- "The mustard is off the hot dog"
- "Hennessy's good...he plays like his alcohol namesake"
- "Elliot's behind will be mine in Round 9"
- "Is there a treadmill in Rockville?"
This morning Elliot wanted to play the new controversial song by Nas called "Be a Nigger Too"...
Patricia Guadalupe is a writer and reporter for DC's all-news radio station WTOP. Elliot and Diane (okay, well mostly Diane) had fun imitating the way Patricia says her name on the air. 
So, before I left to play in Poland I started hearing all this talk about the Mystics playing a "friendly" game against the Elliot in the Morning show crew. This all came about because some fat, out of shape, always the last to get picked as a child, wanna-be basketball players claimed one morning on their talk show that they could beat any women’s professional basketball team in a game!!! Can you believe this malarkey? They honestly think they have a chance!!! It perplexes me that they believe in their hearts and minds that it’s possible. I am sorry guys, but I think you’ve been watching too many NBA commercials and have gotten caught up in the "this is where the impossible happens" or something.Whatever Alana! Will be waiting for your apology after EITM whoops that ass on Thursday!
Anyway, so this non-sense went on for days and finally I got word of it, so they decided to have me on their show. I went on the air with them, of course, calm, cool, and collected, got a whiff of the competition...let’s just say, ladies don’t even bother coming to the gym that day...you can beat them in your sleep. From what I saw, we have men oh and one woman (who bailed out on the them the moment I walked in) that will never make it across half court. We have one guy who does the sound effects and graduated from Georgetown that looks like Charlie Brown. Then you have Elliot that thinks that he is God gift to basketball. Hmmmm, can we say in another life, MAYBE!! Then you have, ummm, yea, they don’t even deserve mention. The only reason I mentioned the other two is to assure you that I am not lying about the fact that there will be a game played. The game will be at the Comcast Center on Thursday, April 24th at 8:00 a.m. Someone better take pictures!!!
Like, they are dead serious about this game and really truly think they can win!! Elliot in the morning called me Wednesday in Poland to continue their segment of trash talking. All the way in Poland!!!!!!!! They are crazy, but a lot of fun! Elliot mentioned that they have these "rocking" uniforms that I should just be excited about seeing! We shall see I guess. I can’t wait to hear the radio broadcast of them giving women the RESPECT that they deserve. Yes, we are women, but you should all respect your opponent. Basketball is basketball, whether it’s a male or female playing. "Anything you can do we can do better!" Wait, no, lets change that just for you Elliot...anything you think you can do, we already know we can do it better! When the Mystics win, tune in to DC 101.1 throughout the season to hear crazy coverage on Mystics.
Can't wait to see all of you in May. Until then be good and get those season tickets. DC is where BELIEVING happens!!!!!
DC101 program director Cruze (snap...soda fizz) got the boot on Friday. Elliot asked the question, if your boss gets fired after just firing you, does that mean you get to keep your job? Whitney got lucky...
The poll results are in! The question was based on the daily tease and asked, "Which Person Would You Like To See Do a Show Tease The Most?". Kyle, Roche and Whitney are the only three that have not starred in their own tease. 
Flounder is currently in Richmond handing out Chili Cook Off tickets at different locations. 
Yesterday we learned about Kyle's nasty foot ailment, this morning we hear that he's so stopped up that he's resorted to taking laxatives. 
It took three phone calls and a concierge's knock to wake up Intern Sam in Los Angeles this morning, but it was well worth it...except the opposite. Sam got to see Motley Crue perform live yesterday, and he spent more time DESCRIBING THE VENUE!Click here to watch said interview.
"Definitely the nicest nightclub I've ever been to in my life. Wooden chandeliers all over the place, uh, lots of molding, a lot of real good finish..."
Also, and this might be the worst offence – during the interview portion, Sam sat directly across from Nikki Sixx, but used up all of his allotted time to direct one question at Keith Nelson of Buckcherry (who?) and another at Jerry Horton of Papa Roach (again, who?). Seriously, Sam! Thank god you didn’t have time to ask Trapt a question...
So far, Kyle has the most votes in my new poll! Maybe that's because he's never done a tease before, but neither has Whitney. 
The poll results are in! And an overwhelming majority of you thought that Rock The 'Hawk was far from being a sexist promotion. I couldn't agree more! 
