On today's
Best Of...
Elliot spoke with
Diane a day after she gave birth to
Marley in 2005. He was teasing her about how awful her first dump was going to be. Does anyone remember the woman who filled in while she was on maternity leave?
In the fall of 2005,
Flounder went on a highly publicized blind date with a girl named
Nicole. The next day,
Elliot set up a double date between
Flounder & Nicole and
Tyler & Lindsey.

Sadly, after
Nicole went out and bought a new dress for the date,
Flounder publicly humiliated her by backing out of their date on the air. While admitting that he was being a dick, a crying
Nicole called in completely heartbroken.
Flounder's excuse for not wanting to go on a second date, was that he just wasn't that into her and besides, he's not good with relationships.
Hi Ashley!
Speaking of
Ashley, there was a time when
Flounder's current flame was just a another
DC101 intern. She told
Elliot about having to thwart off the advances of
PJ, a (former) DJ at the station.
PJ had been sending
Ashley flirty text messages.
After numerous listeners called in claiming
PJ had hit on them too, and a particular call raising questions of
PJ's relations with high school girls,
Elliot called to confront him with the accusations. According to
PJ, he was drunk when he texted
Ashley and he denied banging any underage girls. Years later, he also
denied having a kid on his
Match.com profile.
What a winner!
Who knew
Peter Bergen, author of the book,
"The Osama Bin Laden I Know" had a stalker?
Bergen had recently been on
EITM, and according to an email
Elliot had received, a listener worked with a woman who pretended she was married to and even pregnant by
Bergen. Turns out, she was just a psycho!

The infamous
Dexter Manley interview from last Friday was replayed this morning. I've probably heard it 10 times already, but it never gets old!
"Sweet Culture Club reference!"
Zach the Jewish Kid has been a good friend of the show for a while now. He originally became acquainted with
Elliot when he won tickets to a
Fall Out Boy concert. To show his thanks,
Zach gave
The Class yarmulkes his mother hand painted for his
Bar Mitzvah. Too bad
Tyler used one to clean up spilt coffee two weeks ago.