On Wednesday 6/30/10...

Billy Hayes will be on to talk about his episode of "Locked Up Abroad: The Real Midnight Express" on National Geographic Channel.

Recap:
Salmon vodka, more loud sex, penalty kicks in the World Cup, and "Locked Up Abroad: The Real Midnight Express."

World Cup 2010: Top 12 Adverts and Commercials

Top 12 Adverts and Commercials

Pringle's WC 2010 TV Advert

Pringle's WC 2010 TV Advert Featuring Torres, Theiry Henry

Carlsberg World Cup Ad: The Old Lions

Nike Football Write The Future

Pepsi Advert WC 2010 Featuring Messi, Kaka...

Sony WC 2010 Commercial

Coca Cola World Cup 2010 TV Ad

2010 FIFA World Cup FNB TV Commercial

Prestige Beer's World Cup 2010 TV Ad

Australia World Cup 2010 Optus Ad

Hyundai 2010 FIFA World Cup Die Hard Commercial

Guardian/Observer World Cup 2010 Advert

On Tuesday 6/29/10...

Tyler fills in for Elliot...



Criminal profiler and author, Pat Brown, checked in to talk about the missing Oregon boy case.

Recap:
Osbourn Park High School, a Russian spy ring, silent discos, and getting engaged, but not getting married.

For the 5th Time: Ana Ivanovic Titled "The Sexiest Female Player"

Ana Ivanovic Titled "The Sexiest Female Player"

Serbian tennis beauty Ana Ivanovic for the fifth time has been named "The Sexiest Female Player". Tennisreporters.net has given the 22-year-old tennis player this title.

The news of the world reported that her website received the maximum number of hits than any other sports woman's website. The tennis star's career earnings already stand at more than 5 million pounds and she is likely to twofold that through sponsorship and modeling contracts.

On Monday 6/28/10...

No scheduled guests...

No recap provided by EITMonline.com

On Friday 6/25/10...

Elliot shows off Pat Brown's book from Thursday...



Filmmaker Amir Bar-Lev will be in-studio to talk about his new documentary, "The Tillman Story."

Recap:
Amir Bar-Lev and 'The Tillman Story,' LaToya Jackson and Bubbles, Japan's "Morning Challenge," and Diane gets IBS.

The Longest Match in Tennis History- 11Hours 5 Minutes

The Longest Match in Tennis History

Chair Umpire from Sweden: Mohammad Lahyani

The longest match in the history of lawn tennis was won by John Isner of USA at Wimbledon on Thursday (24th June, 2010).

Isner and French qualifier Nicolas Mahut played a 186-game epic across three days for 11 hours and 5 minutes on Court 18 until the Isner finally won 6-4, 3-6, 6-7 (7-9), 7-6 (7-3), 70-68.

The final set alone lasted 8:11, far longer than the previously longest match (6:33 hours) as all the tennis records were smashed and the new marks probably will stand forever. Isner served 112 aces while Mahut fired 103.

So special was the moment that the All England Club organized a gift presentation from former champion Ann Jones and Tim Henman for both players — and long-suffering Swedish chair umpire Mohammed Lahyani, who also sat through the entire ordeal.

Joan the Moan Calls...Gets Dumped!

A breathy Joan the Moan phoned in Thursday morning wanting Flounder to "talk dirty" to her...



When Elliot asked her the five places she wanted Flounder to kiss, natch...she was dumped!

The uncensored audio has yet to be released, so use your imagination.

Related: [Joan the Moan!]

Too Little Too Late

So in the end the Socceroos finish on the same amount of points as they did in 2006. Except then they were making their way to the Final 16. Now they are on their way out. Of course goal difference is the big factor. Now it was the four goal loss that blew them out of the water – this provided a huge mountain which they just couldn’t overcome.

It was a shame as Australia are a pretty good team and one that could have gone far in the tournament.

So where did it all go wrong for Australia? First of all, they were far too negative against Germany. Not only did they lose the game and not only did they get thumped but it was the manner in which they lost which was the most upsetting. Australia should have backed itself and that could have resulted in a far better outcome. Instead they meekly surrendered. Live betting hammered them in the opening game with no-one betting on them once the game began.

It didn’t help for Australia that they finished two games with 10 men. They only took one point from these two games. Against Ghana they could have won but it was hard with 10 men and hard without the suspended Tim Cahill. Australia did well to take four points from the final two games but like South Africa and Slovenia they will bow out.

The next assignment is for Australia to find a coach. It is alleged that the replacement will be one of the other 31 coaches at the World Cup. The successor to Pim Verbeek needs to be more aggressive and needs to have greater faith in the A-League. Verbeek was ok but he wasted opportunities. Now he heads to Morocco.

Four years ago, following the departure of Guus Hiddink, Australia went to the Asian Cup without a coach. Graham Arnold was the caretaker and Australia paid the penalty. Hopefully they learned that lesson. Australia are in a group containing South Korea, India and Bahrain. Obviously South Korea will be tricky but Australia should have no problem taking maximum points from the other two games. It isn’t an easy tournament and hopefully the new coach will have the reins to steer some of the next generation through.

The thing about tournaments is that you never know what is going to happen next. You can recreate what you had and when they are four years apart they are even more previous.

Darren Albert writes for this blog. He also writes about online betting.

On Thursday 6/24/10...

Tyler fills in for Elliot...again...



Missy Peregrym will be on to talk about her new show Rookie Blue.

Criminal profiler and author, Pat Brown, will be in-studio to talk about her new book, 'The Profiler: My Life Hunting Serial Killers and Psychopaths.'

Recap:
Pat Brown, Missy Peregrym, John Isner/Nicolas Mahut, and Segway Sightseeing with Silversun Pickups.

On Wednesday 6/23/10...

Tyler fills in for Elliot...



Top Chef; DC judge, Gail Simmons, will be on the show.

Comcast SportsNet anchor, Chris Miller, will check in.

John Oliver and producer Tim Greenberg from The Daily Show will join the show.

Recap:
Gail Simmons, John Oliver, Chris Miller, and train collectors.

Raymond Domenech- A Shameless French Manager

French manager Raymond Domenech refuses to shake hands with South Africa's manager Carlos Alberto Parreira- A Shameless French. France deserves to be out of World Cup. 1st Thierry Henry "single handed"ly made France to the WC Finals and now their shameless manager.

Carlos Alberto Parreira Explains "Why" that Shameless French Refused to Shake Hands

6-4-0 Tactics? Greece Should Play 2 Goalkeepers

Yesterday, while watching the match between Argentina and Greece, I thought what on Earth did their coach put Samaras in striker position, even Samaras was defending. There were 4 center backs, and add to that 2 full-backs, I mean that was their do or die match and coach Oto Rehegaal made them play such an ultra defensive game? The full backs were sometimes finding it really difficult to pass forward as all the players were in their half and in the same line. There was even a miss kick from their goalkeeper directly to the body of their own defender.

One real chance Greece got though Samaras was miskicked by the player...I mean you know your player's quality and taking that into account, you planned an ultradefensive strategy. Greece, in real sense was playing with 6-4-0 tactics. Even a FIFA 105 Ranked team, North Korea was not soooooo defensive with Brazil or Portugal. They have put North Korea to shame also. Even a 37-year old Palermo scored a goal against that worse defensive strategy Greece.

I think what would be the scoreline if any day Greece plays with Italy? I think all the FIFA ranked nations should appeal to FIFA to give Greece the permission to play 2 goalkeepers in any international match, atleast then the strikers would have some job to do. How on earth Greece made it to the WC finals..God knows!

So, in the end, I would like to briefly summarize the match:

1) Greece was playing with 4 center backs and 2 full backs...and they were playing in a do-or-die game.

2) Their striker was also defending.

3) All nations should appeal to FIFA to make Greece play 2 goalkeepers in a match.

4) Greece was playing 6-4-0 game.

5) Even North Korea was also not that defensive against Brazil or Portugal.

6) With that defensive strategy also, Greece concedes a goal from a 37-year old Argentine sriker Palermo.

7) How on Earth, Greece made it to the WC finals?

8) I want to apply for the position of Greece National Team coach. :D

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On Tuesday 6/22/10...

John Henson will be on to talk about his show Wipeout.

Recap:
Flounder and 100 girls sittin' in a tree, John Henson for "Wipeout," fan death, a toe for a thumb, and see you...in 20 years!

World Cup 2010: A Baby Girl was Named "FIFA"

Busiswa Landiso and her 21-year-old boyfriend Samuel Ntshiwa of South Africa named their baby boy 'Ke Nako', a World Cup slogan that means 'it is time'. Another baby girl born at Rahima Moosa Hospital in Johannesburg was named "FIFA". Full name FIFA Ntshinga.

Charl (29) and Riana (26) named their twins after the two teams who played in the opening match. Their names Bafana (South Africa's nickname is Bafana-Bafana) and Mexico Venter. "My wife, Riana, and I knew in December that we would have twins but for them to be born on this day was a wonderful surprise."

I am planning to keep by name of babies (future tense) VuVuzela and Waka Waka :-)

Elliot To Give High School Commencement Speech!

A Supreme Court justice. An Olympic gold medalist. And a disc jockey whose on-air jokes about oral sex created a marketing stir at a Washington radio station. Those are among the personalities who will be sharing sage wisdom to graduating classes in Fairfax County high schools this month.

This year's speaker list includes heavy hitters such as U.S. Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia at Langley High School, Olympic gold winning swimmer Ed Moses at Lake Braddock Secondary School and popular radio host Elliot Segal at J.E.B. Stuart High School.

"One of our students lives a few houses down from Elliot ["in the morning" Segal]," she said. The radio host of D.C. 101 -- whose off-color sex jokes have garnered him a $55,000 fine from the FCC and a suspension in December 2008 -- agreed to give a school-appropriate speech at Stuart High School's graduation, which will take place Monday. The host is a perfect fit, Fredericks said.

"One thing I can say about this class is they have a really big personality ... He's got a great personality and we knew he'd be entertaining," she said. Read the rest of the article here.

Elliot will give his speech on Monday, June 21st at 2:30pm at Robinson Secondary School in Fairfax.

On Monday 6/21/10...

USA midfielder Maurice Edu will call in from South Africa.

Recap:
Maurice Edu and "The Tie Breaker That Wasn't," sexting suspensions, HDYW: Manute Bol, and EITM's 'Fly With The Offspring.'

On Friday 6/18/10...

It's pixelated, I know...



Spanx founder, Sara Blakely, will be on the show.

Former Washington Redskins linebacker, Ken Harvey, will check in.

Recap:
Spanx for Men, Ken Harvey, Pentagon City Mall, and the apocalyptic prophecies of Frank Fenner.

On Thursday 6/17/10...

Chelsea Handler of "Chelsea Lately" will be on the show.

Recap:
Chelsea Handler, the Erostek ET302R, obesity's impact on sexual heatlth, and git... git!

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