Tuesday, June 30, 2009

What Is DSB?

By now, you've heard Elliot use his favorite new acronym: DSB. Though he didn't give out the definition, he dropped a few hints, especially when trying to diagnose Flounder's recent foot ailment.



According to Urban Dictionary, DSB is defined as Deadly Semen Buildup, which is caused by a lack of sex or release of said bodily fluid resulting in temporary discomfort down below. You're welcome!

On Wednesday 07/01/09...



Patricia Murphy, founder of Citizen Jane Politics and writer of The Capitolist for PoliticsDaily.com will be on the show.

Elliot Plays He They Died, You Win!

Elliot played He They Died, You Win for Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett, and Billy Mays who all died within days of each other...



Here are the questions and answers:
1.) Jay Leno's band leader and sidekick is Kevin Eubanks, but who was it before him when the show started?
ANSWER: Branford Marsalis

2.) When Conan O'Brien started Late Night he had a sidekick who eventually left but has now come back for Conan's hosting of The Tonight Show. Answer: Andy Richter

3.) Dan Miller was the sidekick for this talk show host who is a friend of the Elliot In The Morning show and a diehard Capitals fan. ANSWER: Pat Sajak

4.) Farrah Fawcett played Jill Monroe on Charlie's Angels. Give me either Kate Jackson or Jaclyn Smith's character names.
ANSWER: Sabrina Duncan or Kelly Garrett

5.) Farrah Fawcett used to be married to Lee Majors who starred in The Six Million Dollar Man. What was The Six Million Dollar Man's name? ANSWER: Steve Austin

6.) Billy Mays was considered one of the biggest pitchmen in the history of TV and one of his biggest products was known as a miracle cleanser, what was it? ANSWER: OxiClean

7.) Billy Mays and Anthony Sullivan had their own show on Discovery this year and the two of them appeared on the Elliot In The Morning show to talk about it, what was the name of the show? ANSWER: Pitchmen
R.I.P. Ed, Farrah and Billy!

On Tuesday 06/30/09...



Gary Williams, head coach of the University of Maryland's men's college basketball team, will be on the show.

Sunday, June 28, 2009

TV Pitchmen Billy Mays Found Dead!

This post powered by the air Billy Mays no longer breathes...



Sadly, Billy Mays, the burly, bearded television pitchman whose boisterous hawking of products such as Orange Glo and OxiClean which made him a pop-culture icon, died today. He was 50.

Tampa police said Mays was found unresponsive by his wife this morning. A fire rescue crew pronounced him dead at 7:45am. The coroner's office expects to have an autopsy done on Monday.

Mays reportedly was hit on the head Saturday while aboard a US Airways flight that made a rough landing, and Mays' wife told investigators the TV personality didn't feel well before he went to bed Saturday night. I smell a mega lawsuit!

You'll recall Elliot recently spoke with Billy Mays and Anthony Sullivan about their show Pitchmen on the Discovery Channel.

Click here to listen to the interview from April 7th, 2009.

R.I.P. Billy Mays...

Saturday, June 27, 2009

On Monday 06/29/09...



Josh Duhamel from Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen will be on.

It's your last week to win $100 at 7:10am...

Elliot will kick off a brand new Mötley Crüe promotion...

Plus, win tickets to a sneak preview of the movie Bruno.

Friday, June 26, 2009

EITM Celebrates Life of Michael Jackson!

Elliot covered the sudden death of Michael Jackson on Friday...



Many callers offered up their condolences and fondest memories of the King of Pop. Michael's music was heard from the beginning to the end of the show. Here is the complete list of songs played:
Michael Jackson – Don’t Stop ‘Til You Get Enough [5:41]
Michael Jackson – Wanna Be Startin’ Somethin’ [6:11]
Michael Jackson – Off The Wall [6:42]
Michael Jackson – Remember The Time [6:49]
Michael Jackson – Billie Jean [7:19]
Michael Jackson and Janet Jackson – Scream [7:37]
Michael Jackson – Ben [7:44]
Michael Jackson – Heal The World [8:03]
Michael Jackson – P.Y.T. (Pretty Young Thing) [8:22]
Michael Jackson – Black Or White [8:43]
Michael Jackson – Beat It [9:06]
Michael Jackson – Man In The Mirror [9:15]
Michael Jackson – Workin’ Day And Night [9:35]
Michael Jackson – Blood on the Dancefloor [9:43]
Michael Jackson – Bad [9:54]
Michael Jackson and Paul McCartney – Say Say Say [10:21]
Michael Jackson – The Way You Make Me Feel [10:45]
Elliot and Tyler also shared their memory of Michael at the "United We Stand" benefit concert at RFK Stadium in 2001...



EITMonline.com is currently dedicated to the memory of Michael Jackson. Here is what The Class had to say about Friday's show:

The majority of today’s show was dedicated to the life and times of Michael Jackson. We looked at his legacy in terms of every context imaginable – some good, some bad, and most bizarre, but at the end of the day, even though we were dealing with the biggest pop star in history and arguably, the most famous person in the world, we had to be ourselves. Accordingly, it is with great sadness, but also comfort and familiarity that I remind you: “Whenever somebody famous dies, even if it is the ‘King of Pop,’ we like to play a game called, ‘He Died, You Win’"...

And yes, Elliot finally played the game. Sorry Ed and Farrah! Here are the questions and answers:
1.) Michael Jackson had thirteen #1 songs in the United States...which one was his very first? ANSWER: "Ben"

2.) This Guns N' Roses guitarist played on Jackson's "Black or White.: ANSWER: Slash

3.) On MTV’s 'Celebrity Deathmatch,' who did MJ fight? ANSWER: Madonna

4.) Michael Jackson was married twice. Who was his first wife? ANSWER: Lisa Marie Presley

5.) Michael Jackson's hair caught on fire while filming a TV commercial for what? ANSWER: Pepsi

6.) Michael Jackson was one of the stars of 'The Wiz.' Who did he play? ANSWER: Scarecrow

7.) Michael Jackson co-wrote "We Are The World" to help raise money for famine relief and to help the poor in Africa. Who did he write the song with? ANSWER: Lionel Richie

8.) What was the name of Jackson's monkey?
ANSWER: Bubbles

9.) Jackson was the half-time star of SuperBowl XXVII, Garth Brooks sang The National Anthem, and the Buffalo Bills lost 52-17. Who won? ANSWER: Dallas

10.) Michael Jackson's last concert in Washington, DC took place on October 21, 2001 at RFK Stadium. "United We Stand" was hosted around the country on the radio by Cubby Bryant, Sean Valentine, and which DC101 disc jockey? ANSWER: Elliot
Friday was truly a great show! R.I.P. Michael Jackson...

UPDATE:
Flounder's Mash Ups will be dedicated to Michael Jackson at 10pm.

Thursday, June 25, 2009

On Friday 06/26/09...



No scheduled guests...

Mark Steines called to talk about Michael Jackson.

Elliot will play 'He Died, You Win: Ed McMahon' (maybe)...

Expect lots of reaction to the death of Michael Jackson.

Michael Jackson Dead at 50!

The King of Pop is dead...



Un-fucking-believable! It was just last week that Diane reported that Michael Jackson had been training with Lou Ferrigno to get fit for his final run of shows at London's O2 arena.

Michael was rushed to UCLA Medical Center where he was later pronounced dead. No official cause of death has been announced. Michael Jackson was 50 years old.

Not sure how Elliot will handle 'He Died, You Win: Ed McMahon/ Farrah Fawcett/Michael Jackson'...

R.I.P. Farrah Fawcett...

Farrah Fawcett lost her battle with cancer this morning...



Elliot will play 'She Died, You Win: Farrah Fawcett' on Monday.

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

On Wednesday 06/24/09...



Movie critic Ben Lyons will be on the show.

Plus, Elliot will have details on the 2009 Virgin Mobile Festival.

R.I.P. Ed McMahon...

Sadly, Ed McMahon has passed away. He was 86...



Elliot, Diane and Tyler's long running death pool bet of Farrah Fawcett vs. Ed McMahon has finally come to an end. Tyler won!

And don't worry, Ed will continue to sing us home:
They Day is closed, another day
It's gone from us, it's gone away
It will be back tomorrow though
We'll celebrate, Ho-Ho-Ho-Ho!
Listen out for 'He Died, You Win: Ed McMahon' on Wednesday Thursday Friday?

Monday, June 22, 2009

On Tuesday 06/23/09...



Piers Morgan from America's Got Talent will be on the show.

Dylan Ratigan will be on to talk about his new show on MSNBC.

Sunday, June 21, 2009

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

On Thursday 06/18/09...



Comedian Judah Friedlander will join The Class in-studio...

Actress Allison Janney will check in.

Lana Jade also checked in.

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

On Wednesday 06/17/09...

Tyler fills in for Elliot...



Andrew W.K. will be on the show...

Better Than Ezra On EITM!

Better Than Ezra appeared in-studio this morning...



They are playing a sold out show at 9:30 Club tonight, however something tells me you might be able to find a few extra tickets.

Click here for audio from today's appearance on EITM.

Elliot's Papa John's Pick 5!

Feelin' hungry?...



Order a Large Pizza with up to 5 Toppings for only $12.99 and Papa John's will donate one dollar to the Elliot and Mike Green "So Kids Can" Program!

By simply ordering a pizza, you're helping out some cool kids! Elliot's Papa John's Pick 5 is available now through September 7th!

Log on to www.papajohns.com and click on the "Elliot" button!

Happy eating...right Hobie?!

Sunday, June 14, 2009

On Monday 06/15/09...



Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC will be on the show.

Comedian Jim Breuer will also be on the show.

Plus, Elliot will announce a new Father's Day promotion.

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

On Thursday 06/11/09...

The Babysitter is watching...



Joe Elliott from Def Leppard will join the show.

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Monday, June 8, 2009

On Tuesday 06/09/09...



Emmy-winning TV producer Lisa Cohen will be on to talk about her book, After Etan: The Missing Child Case That Held America Captive.

Sunday, June 7, 2009

On Monday 06/08/09...



Robert Kenner from the film Food, Inc. will be in-studio.

Elliot will announce three brand new EITM promotions.

Flounder will have an update from Jewish speed dating.

Thursday, June 4, 2009

On Friday 06/05/09...



Ed Helms will call to talk about, The Hangover, which opens Friday.

Elliot will play 'He Died, You Win' for David Carradine.

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

On Thursday 06/04/09...



Will Ferrell and Danny McBride will both be on the show to talk about their upcoming movie, Land Of The Lost.

Lisa Lampanelli Gets Dumped...Shocker!

Lisa Lampanelli was on Elliot this morning and got dumped...



It appears the "dump guy" doesn't like the f-word...no the other one. Nevertheless, you can click here to listen to the uncensored audio

Oh and by the way, the pic above is Lisa...with her new vanilla lover.

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

On Wednesday 06/03/09...



Indy Racing League driver, Marco Andretti, will be on the show.

Comedian friend of the show, Lisa Lampanelli, will also check in.

WUSA9's Brett Haber will call to talk about his exclusive interview with disgraced former Washington Nationals GM Jim Bowden.

Monday, June 1, 2009

On Tuesday 06/02/09...



Alana Beard from the Washington Mystics will be in-studio.

Ben Olsen from D.C. United will also be on the show.