Friday, February 29, 2008

Elliot's Mea Culpa

Elliot took time Friday to apologize to 102.1 The X for calling them Thursday morning to find out why they were still promoting their studio sponsor, Club Velvet. He said he felt bad because it may have come across like he was blaming them for something.

According to Elliot, everything is in the hands of "San Antonio", (i.e. Clear Channel's corporate office). They told The X that they will look into it. However, the station is still waiting to hear back, and in the meantime have left things the way they were.

Elliot said The X is concerned about the situation and they do agree that it is not a good thing to be affiliated with the club at this time. Nevertheless, when things clear up, they will be glad to welcome Club Velvet as a sponsor again.


Oh, and apparently The X is the current laughing stock among Richmond radio stations. Anyone work in Richmond radio?

Sam Moore Calls Elliot!

Sam Moore, owner of Club Velvet in Richmond, called in to the show this morning around 9AM. He talked about everything from his past legal troubles to the questionable "Sieg Heil" slogan tattooed across his knuckles.



I emailed Tyler requesting that he put the audio up on the website, although he has yet to respond. Maybe you should email him here and request that he put the audio up as well!

Either our emails have worked, or Tyler just wanted to get the show in the Richmond papers over the weekend...

EXCLUSIVE!!! No bullshit today, kids. We’ve talked about him for what seems like months, and this morning, Kyle successfully tracked him down. Sam Moore, owner of the controversial Club Velvet in downtown Richmond, went on the air with Elliot and Diane to address a week’s worth of rumors and news concerning the Saturday morning raid at his Shockoe Bottom strip club and his upcoming court appearance for trial on two counts of contributing to the delinquency of a minor. If you didn’t hear it live, you can download the exclusive interview here at EITMonline.com. Mr. Moore will be back in Richmond Juvenile and Domestic Relations District Court on March 25th.
"That's what I'm talkin' about!"

Listen to the interview below:


Related: [Live From the Club Velvet-X Studio!]

Thursday, February 28, 2008

Tyler aka David Archuleta!



Tyler is now referring to himself as the artist formerly known as Danny Noriega and now known as David Archuleta.

Did you miss David Archuleta's performance the other night? Take a look...



This season blows! Can we just give this kid the fucking title already?

Live From the Club Velvet-X Studio!

If you listened to the show Wednesday morning, you probably heard the discussion about Sam Moore, the owner of Richmond’s Club Velvet.



Moore was arrested Saturday at the Shockoe Bottom building where he lives and runs a semi-nude strip club. He has been charged with two counts of contributing to the delinquency of a minor and will go on trial later next month.



The big news here however is that his club sponsors Clear Channel Richmond's WRXL studio. They run promos all day long saying something along the lines of, "From the Club Velvet-X Studios, this is 102.1 The X."



So apparently The X has stopped running promos but for some reason they still advertise it on their website.



Nevertheles, Elliot tried to get down to the bottom of things this morning by calling down to Richmond with no luck. He was simply told "we are looking into it." Oh and just in case you were wondering, the sponsorship is annual, not monthly or even weekly.

As Tyler said yesterday, "incarcerated or not, his money is still good. Right, Clear Channel Richmond?"

Is Your Pet Depressed?



From suicidal cats, to dogs on Prozac, we learned this morning that there is a plethora of messed up pets out there. One caller said that his dog tried to commit suicide by drowning himself in a lake.

Fuck! I'm just glad my dog "Sam" isn't a freak...

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Intern Sam Burgundy!

Guess who took the helm of the tease for Thursday's show...



That's right, the one and only Intern Sam! Is it just me or is he trying to do his best impression of Ron Burgundy here?

Nevertheless, Intern Sam is not a part of The Class, though he's been searching for himself the topic of numerous Google searches leading to this blog. And for that, I thank him!

Related: [Intern Sam's Tease][Elliot's Daytona 500 Pics]

Kegs & Eggs 9 March 14th!



In case you missed the announcement, Kegs and Eggs 9 will be on Friday, March 14th at the Clarendon Ballroom in Arlington...

Your bands are, Cowboy Mouth, Rooney, and Carbon Leaf...



It's going to be a great show! Click here for all the details.

I'm going to try to win Cut the Line passes, so you're own your own! As Elliot put it, the show starts at 8AM, the beer starts at 8AM...see ya' there!

Related: [Unofficial Kegs & Eggs 2008 Date!]

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Kegs & Eggs 9 Announcement!

I mentioned it a while back, and I'm pretty sure i have the date right, but you never know. Anyway, the promos for Kegs & Eggs 9 started running last week, and I'm sure by now, you're just anxious to hear all about it. Well you're in luck! Elliot will be making the official announcement Wednesday morning on all things Kegs & Eggs...so listen up!

Broken Bettman

Is anyone else getting a broken link for NHL commissioner Gary Bettman's interview over at EITMOnline.com?

This can sometimes happen when Tyler is rushing to watch American Idol or the debut of quarterlife on NBC.

Regardless, I hope his vlogs turn out better...from prison...in Dubai.

Update:
Tyler has fixed the broken link!


Related: [In A Rush...]

Moment of Truth Video

You heard The Class talk about it Tuesday morning.



The Moment of Truth on Monday night was the best ever! If you didn't get a chance to see it, here's what you missed...



That's what she said!

Elliot Comments On Koger Case



I'm sure you've heard the name Jeffrey Koger on EITM. Well, remember when his wife called Elliot earlier this month? Well, I just ran across this article, where Elliot talks about what happened...

Early on Monday morning, Feb. 4, a woman called the DC-101 radio show "Elliot in the Morning" and identified herself as Amber Lynn Koger. Elliot Segal, the morning host told the Connection Newspapers that she sounded hysterical. She said that she had been living separately from her husband and the police had come to see her and her two children to be sure they were safe, Segal related. She said police told her they had gone to the Oak Hill home and found that someone, presumably Koger, had shot up the walls and burned personal effects. Segal said that law enforcement officers and lawyers in the bankruptcy case had sought to obtain transcripts of the exchange, which was broadcast on the radio.
All of this would explain why Tyler previously asked, "Why do people have to do bad things and then call to gloat about it on the radio?"

I Spy The STD Map!

Elliot showed off a different part of the studio for Wednesday's tease...



Notice the 3-D EITM sign in the background, the plethora of thongs hanging from the ceiling, and of course, the infamous listener STD map. You know, the one Elliot pinpointed you on when you called about getting the clap...hi dirty slut!

Monday, February 25, 2008

Zeus! Apollo!

A clean shaven Elliot goes back to basics...



Elliot should have totally rocked the Tom Selleck stash for this one!

Weekends Only

If you're a regular listener of the show, than you're probably familiar with Diane's bowel problems and the endless taunts she's received because of it. This morning, Diane admitted that she only poops on the weekends and WILL NOT go at all while in Dubai.



Diane said she doesn't want to take laxatives out of fear of becoming dependent like Britney, who takes 10-a-day.

I hear Diane has Chrone's disease and her butt stinks! Pass it on...

Diane's Adapter Challenge

Elliot put Diane in charge of picking up converters adapters for everyone's computers and for Tyler's hair dryer. She resisted at first, but Elliot prodded her with the "I got you a trip to Dubai, that's the least you can do" line. Meanwhile, there was some discussion on whether or not arriving in Dubai with just carry-ons looks suspicious.

Tyler also said that he will be vloging (video blogging) from Dubai...mostly for his girlfriend's sake. The Class will be leaving March 5th!

Gary Busey Is Creepy!

"We're you going to ask me about getting kissed on the neck, on the red carpet, by this man?"...



The awkward exchange between Gary Busey and Jennifer Garner seemed to overshadow the the Oscars today.

Where's Ben when you need him?

Beat Her With A Hickory Stick!

That was the suggestion of a caller today when referring to today's guest on Dr. Phil...



I just finished watching the show, and like Tyler, it made me squirm at parts, especially when she sucked in her stomach. Nevertheless, she did make a deal to get help. Listen for Elliot and Diane's recap tomorrow morning!

Friday, February 22, 2008

Author Mick Wall Pre-Taped For Monday?

No plans this weekend? Read a freakin' book!



On Monday, Elliot will speak with Mick Wall, author of "W.A.R.: The Unauthorized Biography of William Axl Rose", but according to Mick's blog, it appears the interview is already in the bag...
19 February, 2008

"Just emerged from my book cave for an hour or so to do another radio interview for the Axl book. Just sitting here waiting for the phone to ring right now. This one for the Elliot in the Morning show in Washington DC, if you're anywhere within earshot. Katy at St. Martin's Press in New York, who organises these things, tells me it's a Zoo Format show, which I presume means lots of wacky presenters all taking the piss out of me. I do hope so, the last couple of days being more of a Hermit-like format for me personally, getting reacquainted with the Zep book."
He also said:

20 February, 2008

"Another day another Axl radio interview, this time the Drew and Mike show in Detroit...I thought Elliot and Diane in Washington DC would take some beating, as they were atomically good. But Drew and Mike today were even better."
So has the interview already been done? I mean, I know this is a pretty common thing in radio, but I guess I didn't think EITM really did pre-taped interviews. The only one I can think of was Marilyn Manson's, and that's because he's a night owl. Thoughts???

Update:
Mick Wall's interview was pre-taped last week due to the fact that he lives in London.

Bert Kreischer on EITM

Comedian Bert Kreischer was in-studio this morning to promote The Jameson Comedy Tour which is at the DC Improv through Sunday...



To be honest with you, I had never heard of Bert until this morning, and all I have to say is that he’s hysterically funny!



He came to fame while attending FSU when Rolling Stone Magazine named him the "Number One Partier in the Nation". Have you ever seen Van Wilder? Yep, that was about him! Oh, and by the way, have you ever had your ass waxed?...



If you missed the interview, Tyler should have the audio up at EITMOnline.com, until then...Marshmallow! Marshmallow!

Thursday, February 21, 2008

"That's What She Said"

Today Elliot said Thursday's are Diane's day to do a tease and that Intern Sam will now do them Monday's and Wednesday's...



It looks like Diane missed the memo! That's okay though, we'll take Tyler any day...he's simply fabulous on American Idol!

And if you didn't get the, "That's What She Said" comment, you obviously don't watch this show...

The Spice Girls in DC Tonight!

Yes, the moment you've all been waiting for! The return of The Spice Girls show plays the Verizon Center in Washington DC tonight...



If you're going, be sure to look out for Colin and Elliot, they'll be in the front row! Here's Elliot's interview with Mel B back in October. [AUDIO]

Drew Carey on EITM

Drew Carey, host of The Price Is Right called in this morning to talk about his six new prime time Million Dollar Spectacular Specials starting Friday night on CBS. This will be Drew’s first primetime specials since taking over for Bob Barker.



I love Drew because whenever he calls Elliot, he never really want's to talk about his show...haha. He'd rather talk about this video from May 2007, when the Toronto FC's showered the field with their seat cushions after their first goal against the Chicago Fire.



Nevertheless, The Price Is Right is practically giving away money, and Drew says he can't say what happens, but it's pretty exciting...gees, what a nail biter!

Mark Steines and The Hoarder

Mark Steines called in this morning to chat about everything from Farah Fawcett Pink to his exclusive interview with Delta Burke tonight...



The former Designing Women star checked into a psychiatric hospital last week for depression, obsessive-compulsive disorder and hoarding.

Mark said Delta has 27 storage units full of junk! Good God woman!

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Intern Sam's Tease

Flounder's intern Sam was let out of rehab...



...to record Thursday's tease. Sam made a complete fool of himself at Elliot's Daytona 500 party Sunday night, when he got soo shit-faced that he vomited all over himself and the sidewalk.

Oh well, how about those primetime Price Is Right specials!

Related: [Elliot's Daytona 500 Pics]

Diane's To-Do List Before Dubai


1.) Email Starbucks Shannon.

2.) Ask her to bring cash to the airport.

3.) Ask her to contact the U.S. Embassy of Dubai.

PJ's Match.com Profile!

Do you remember PJ? He worked as a DJ for DC101 before Flounder got him fired he was fired for giving concert tickets to a friend.



You’ll also recall that he used the other ticket to attend the show himself. Or how about the time when he said that he didn’t want to marry his pregnant girlfriend because he still wanted to party?



Well believe it or not, his kid is almost 2 years old now and (according to a caller today) he has a new live-in girlfriend. Boy, time flies!



Do you think his new girlfriend will mind that he’s been hitting on Elliot's friend on Match.com? I hope his "baby momma" doesn’t see his profile, especially the part about not having any children...Oops!

Don't Stare at Scott!

Remember that one episode from Life Goes On, when the guy in the restaurant yelled at Corky for staring at him?

Oh shit, my mistake! That was actually what Diane’s husband Scott did recently, while eating with the family at California Tortilla. Hi folks!

Elliot's Belated Birthday Gift



Yeah, apparently I had it wrong. His birthday was Sunday (until I'm corrected again), but he did receive a gift from Hobie in Richmond today...



What was the gift you ask? None other than the Listen Up device, a personal sound amplifier that allows you to hear people talking from a distance.

Diane tested it from the hallway as Elliot and Tyler had fun saying certain phrases, such as, "Okay go deep!," "I love the Eiffel Tower," and my personal favorite, "Diane has double D's"!!!

Diane heard every word...it really works!

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

"I Fucked Up One Word"

He did indeed, but who cares about that, let's talk about how annoying those beads must get...



I'm sure there's a story behind them! Anyway, in case you didn't hear, movie "crinic" Leonard Maltin will be on tomorrow morning.

Elliot's Daytona 500 Pics

Elliot's Daytona 500 Party was kick-ass Sunday night, just ask Sam, Flounder's intern...



Tyler writes: "Sam had one too many yesterday. Which one of the five tequila shots, six to seven bottles of Miller Lite, six Irish car bombs, and two Guinness pints was the 'one too many' has yet to be determined."

For all the pics from the party, click here.

Related: [Elliot's Daytona 500 This Sunday!]

EITM In Amsterdam?

This morning The Class found out that they will have a 7 hour layover in Amsterdam on their way to Dubai March 5th. Elliot said it was like Christmas! He told Jacquie that if he ever went to Amsterdam that he would smoke pot again. Fearful of being detained when they arrive in Dubai, Diane said that she will be waiting at the gate with her bag...haha.

Related: [They're Really Doing It!]

Incriminating Evidence

Imagine you've received pictures that pertain to a certain co-worker. That co-worker isn't actually in the pictures, but it does show incriminating evidence about them. When you finally show your co-worker the pictures, their eyes get big and they gasp. Busted?



This awkward scenario played out in the studio this morning around 9am. The "co-worker" in question, never spoke and was not identified. Thus, leaving us listeners clueless as to who it was. Nevertheless, Elliot said there would be a meeting after the show.

Any ideas?

Shoulda' Been On Elliot

Jeanine Pirro lost a tooth on Geraldo last night...



And yes, another non-EITM related post, but when things get this good, I have to share it with you. So everytime you see a post called "Shoulda' Been On Elliot," you'll know it's probably worth looking at and...it shoulda' been on Elliot. Duh!

Monday, February 18, 2008

Lindsay Lohan Takes It Off

This is totally not related to EITM, however I thought I would inform you of some breaking news...



Lindsay Lohan has taken it all off for the upcoming ussue of New York magazine, recreating Marilyn Monroe's last photo shoot. Click here to view the NSFW pics.

They're no Playboy, but definitely worth a look...you're welcome!

Tantrum Tease

Elliot throws a tantrum in his latest tease...



Okay, so maybe the screen grab is a bit deceiving, but at least it made you watch.

EITM Night at Richmond Coliseum!

Be sure to tune in all this week for your chance to to win tickets to watch the Richmond Renegades take on the Twin City Cyclones on Friday, February 29th at the Richmond Coliseum.

All winners will qualify for a chance to sit in the EITM skybox and win $50,000 at the game! Check out EITMOnline.com for all the details!

Dead Athletes

This morning Elliot talked about athletes who have died while on the job. One that came to mind was the tragic death of WWF wrestler Owen Hart, who fell 50 feet to his death while suspended above the ring....



Flounder would rather you see this video...



He's got a woody!

Sunday, February 17, 2008

Dan Cortese on EITM

Dan Cortese will be on EITM this morning...



Most of you probably remember Dan as the host of MTV Sports in the 90's. Since then, he's cut his hair, appeared on multiple TV shows such as Veronica's Closet and...is the Reverend of an in your face church in Syracuse?

Um yeah...he's also hosting a new game show, My Dad is Better Than Your Dad that premieres Monday at 9pm on NBC!

Update: Apparently we've all been pronouncing the dude's name wrong for years...it's "kor-tay-zee"...who knew? [AUDIO]

Friday, February 15, 2008

Elliot's Daytona 500 This Sunday!



Elliot in the Morning's 5th Annual Daytona 500 Party takes place this Sunday, Februarly 17th at McFadden's!

Rachel Bilson on EITM

Rachel Bilson (The O.C. fame) appeared on EITM this morning to talk about her new movie Jumper..."I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend"...sorry, blame that one on Roche.



Anyway, remember when I said earlier this week that Heidi Montag's interview was the shortest interview that Elliot's ever done?

Well, I take that back...got less than 5 extra minutes? [AUDIO]

Tony Stewart's Tease

Elliot decided to let his racing idol, Tony Stewart step in for today's tease...



Okay, well maybe it was Elliot's t-shirt talking, but it was pretty entertaining to say the least.

I'll be the first to admit that I'm not that up to date on my Tony Stewart merchandise, but I couldn't find the shirt on Tony's official online store, TonyStewartStore.com.



Nevertheless, I was able to find a pretty similar shirt here. But hurry, there's only 3 more left!

Hopefully, Flounder, Kyle, Whitney, or Jerry can make an appearance in the near future...if not...what's next? Sock puppets?